Dear Diary,

So far, my internship on the Sadie Hawkins has been delightful. Each day the interns (myself, @Louis C. ,and
@Marni Saylor ) are assigned different jobs, which gives us more experience on the ship.

Today I have Aquarium Watch, which quite honestly is boring. Since the Sadie Hawkins transports live sharks, mutated waterghosts, jelly bears, grizzly fish and a cornucopia of other aquatic animals, someone has to make sure no of them wake up.
Of course they do put a spell over the animals, but occasionally they will wake up and tear the crew to shreds in a rampage of pure horror.

In other news,I have snuck my watermelon/Banana hybrid, Kaliningrad, on board. Apparently, strapping your pet onto your bed with dental floss, so you don't have to pay for a pet sitter is " cruel and wrong" and "Not a way to treat a living thing" . So, In will just have to hang out with me.

Happily,
Ava Elisabeth
INTERN
Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

And, the continuous merchant dirigible Sadie Hawkins is up in the air and on its way. Thankyou for a great visit, Psyhigh!

Now we're on our way to catch the psychic slipstream to our next stop. Communication will be intermittent, depending on metamagnetic weather.

Au revoir!

Captain Armando Lupiz

Secure hatches. Ground crews: release howsers. Declamping mooring post.

Airship personnel, prepare for liftoff. Ground crew standby.

Ohhhh last day!

Ok I saved up all my dollars, darics, tokens, staters and ancient Lydian coins for this occasion.

How much will it cost for the crystal gloves? I have a lot of unwanted thoughts that need to be rid of.

I could also use a toaster or 12.

Thanks for stopping by! ^-^

Awaiting your next visit with anticipation,

creature_of_darkness >~<

Final Day! The Sadie Hawkins leaves tomorrow!

That's right, it's the last day of our stopover here at Psyhigh, and we're slashing prices to celebrate! Prices so low you'll think we've gone MAD!

3 Piece Magic Toaster sets: 75% off!

Helpy Pigs (feed them anything!): All offers accepted.

Crystal Gloves (great for handling unwanted thoughts): 50% off!

Giant Stone Owls (they STILL FLY!): 67% off!

And MANY MORE! We've got to drop more ballast, and hoping YOU can make it happen. Trades always considered.

Also, we've accepted three interns who, upon their confirmation, will be joining us on the next several legs of our continuous journey trading along the psychic jet stream. Those new potential cabin mates are: @Louis C., @Marni Saylor, and @Ava Elisabeth! Looking forward to having you all on board, and we'll be reviewing any last-minute applications we get today. Then, tomorrow morning, we're up up and away, so visit us today for one last look before we fly.

Captain Armando Lupiz

I would like to apply for the internship.

Name: Ava Elisabeth

Previous Employment:

Santa's Shop of Horrors
3 months
June-August
In the year >*<

Discount Shadow and Demon
! year
Dec-Dec
1912

Mcdonalds
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Nonprofit/Chariety:

Demon Rights Watch
(D.R.W.)
Advocate and Volunteer
1 year

Exorsist without borders
(E.W.B.)
Volunteer Exorcist
1 eternity

Red Plus Sign
(R.P.S.)
Nurse
2 mega-annums

Essay Questions:

Q:1. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, driffting through the wind, wanting to start again?
A: Most definetly.

Q:2. Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy?
A: Yes and yes

Q:3. What is love?
A: BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

Q:4.What are you weaknesses?
A: To be honest, butterflies, radioactive elephants, butter, elephants, pregnant elephants, and elephant with perms.

Q:5. How do you feel about planetary alignment?
A: I think that people shouldn't make such a big deal about this. Planets can do what they want.
Who cares if the sun has a goth phase and becomes a black hole. The sun can do what they want.
And why do people care so much about labeling pluto, like pluto is pluto.

I hope you will consider my application.
Thank you for you time.

Ooooo I want to go on the airship trip too!

I don't really have a resume, because the only job I ever had was a summer volunteer at the Madam Blavatsky Youth Library. But I will answer your interview question here:

What is your greatest weakness?

Yttrium. Definitely. It condenses the color spectrum around me so much that I'm trapped like a girl in a TV commercial if I'm around it for very long.

Also, churros.

Application for Internship with Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

Name: Louis C.

Objective: To gain experience as a working member of a merchant airship crew.

Work History:
June - August 2015. Harry's House of Smells, outside the Haunted Hole in Fort Pierre, South Dakota. Served customers and maintained inventory of smells in jars captured outside of the Haunted Hole.

Education:
Psychic High School, 2015-present
Terrifying Middle School, 2012-2015
Momotarō Shinto Immersion Elementary School 2007-2012

Essay Question:
Have you ever had a conflict with a boss, professor, fellow employee, or classmate? How did you resolve it?

I did have a conflict with a fellow employee at Harry's House of Smells. She would not screw the lids on tight after allowing customers to sample the smells in the jars, which not only caused the smells in the jars to dissipate (leaving less smell for future buyers) but also filled the shop with a terrible, complicated odor, combining musky wild animal scents with feces and roadkill. This created a toxic environment in my workplace. Eventually my continued exposure to these loose smells caused me to become a Chiye-Tanka, which is sort of like Bigfoot. My hair grew longer, my patience with customers became shorter, and resulted occasional rampages in the store, creating a further loss of inventory. The employee in question was Harry's niece, so ultimately the problem was resolved by me being fired. After leaving Harry's House of Smells I soon reverted by to my old self, and only very rarely transform into the Chiye-Tanka (who is really kindly by nature. I was just mad at the situation, I think).

I also had a small conflict with a fellow member of Shadow Force Five named @Bella, but it was solved by calmly relating our issues and working them out with our boss, @Moira Angela. But now that there aren't really any shadows left to gather it doesn't really come up anymore.

Airdrop Shop Stop Final Week!

It's nearing time for the Sadie Hawkins to pull up stakes and head on to our next locale, but you do have till next Tuesday morning to make a final decision about any of the outstanding values we've still got hiding in our tents and cornocpuia buckets.

There are still some very special coffee beans you might be interested in, @CoffeeisLife, and all manner of mood-enhancing writing utensils, @Maben, including a wide array of enchanted Sharpies. Bloodstones, Sweatstones, Snotstones, and Stonerosesstones, all mined from the quarries of Mt. Fata Mogana, still in stock! Alien crystal radio sets, Magnetic Memory Binders (comes in handy for hardcore Match Match players, @Terry Submarine), Klein Bottle Bird Cages, and more!

Also, we're still taking applications for our fall internship program. Pick up a form in tent 7 and post your resume and essay question answers here.

And remember, we're open to everyone in the Pittsfield, Doomstown and Tri-Color area to come on in and see what we've got. So tell your friends and neighbors!

Yours (but not for much longer!),

Captain Armando Lupiz
(The Sky Wolf)
Commander of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins